On Awakening

I have wnciecledn Ken globe as I aleptnajs born heRsbzk uc of a ”gpodmess me : what das that?’

Translation:
I have encircled the globe as I slept and not heard so much as a ‘goodness me – what was that?’


I feel that I need to add a brief explanation here. This was my first thought when I woke up this morning and seemed so profound that I felt obliged to share it before my eyes were even capable of opening (and before I forgot it). Hence, the message was a little garbled when I first typed it onto my phone. My eyes opened a little wider a few seconds later and so I was able to provide a decent translation.