HobKnobbing

I’m thinking of writing a book about famous men through the ages with particular reference to their nether noses.

I wonder if there’s any relationship between the size of a man’s nether nose and his propensity to take and wield power, whether in terms of physical wealth, business acumen or worth as a warrior.

Would you be willing to buy such a book? And, pray tell, would it need to be illustrated?

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