When you’ve been sat down for so long that your bum hurts, it feels good to get some TLC.
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When you’ve been sat down for so long that your bum hurts, it feels good to get some TLC.
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A bum rub sounds quite nice actually!
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Hmm, really? Going to bed – g’night. 🙂
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Sweet dreams, Robert 🙂
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You too, Dee. 🙂
You’re still in yours as I write and mine are all fled with the light that arrived to take me away from night to day. Is it just me or are alliteration and assonance so … passé!
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Never, dear poet, when you do such a lovely job as that 🙂
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😀 Happy Thursday, Dee!
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You too, Robert. I’m lollygagging about and need to get up and moving!
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Lazy, hazy, crazy Dee
Here I send some prose for thee
Sit thee down and read a while
Something, something, something smile.
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Silly, sweet and busy Rob,
I love the words that you do lob
I’ve sat enough this week for sure
Just glad it’s over, as it were
So back to normal we try to go
Even if penning words is slow…
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Rah, rah, rah – yeah! Whoop, whoop, whoop. Massive round of applause – balloons, streamers, tooty things with tongues and … all that kind of stuff. 🙂 😀
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Knowing you so well, I’d not be surprised if you were being sarcastic, but I’ll take your enthusiasm literally and say thanks!
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I was feeling rather enthusiastic actually, but if you’d prefer sarcasm …
🙂
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I never prefer sarcasm… But verbal sparring can be fun!
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I totally agree. So long as there is no intent to harm. I have no intent to harm you, Dee. 🙂
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I never worry that you would try. And I wouldn’t be intentionally hurtful either…mostly 😉
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Hahaha. I find it difficult to imagine being truly offended by you, Dee. Your heart is too close to real for any of that. 🙂
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Aww, swooning ❤
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Teeheehee, throwing (the contents of) a glass of cold water in your face. 🙂
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Whew, thank you! Exactly the reaction I hoped for 😀
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Hmm – okay. 😜
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See, that was sarcasm 🙂
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*throws hands up in the air and grins … then tries to catch hands but this proves impossible without hands and so they fall to the ground and crawl around like a couple of distressed crabs*
Did you ever read The Iron Man by Ted Hughes? 🙂
Good Morning, by the way.
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I didn’t read it, but looked it up, sounds fascinating! And did the hands on the ground make you think of it! Top o’ the morning to you, too!
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Yes they did! 🙂
Oh no – are you Irish today?
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We’re all a little Irish today!
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Sounds like someone (you, perhaps?) may have needed a massage more than I did. 🙂
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Yeah – a butt massage. Is that a real thing? Can you even get such a thing? Hmm.
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Sure it does, as part of a massage treating sciatic nerve pain.
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I suppose. Okay, now you have me imagining how that would feel. Kinda weird is the best way I could describe it.
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Awkward, perhaps?
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Are we talking with diapers or without diapers here?
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Sans diapers, of course.
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A butt massage without diapers. Reminds me of what happened in Bahrain with the Thai lady. 🙂
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Oh là là!
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Hahaha – exactly!
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😏
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Oops, bad grammar on my part. I meant to say: sure, it exists.
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In your first version, you sounded more Canadian. 🙂 The second version was more clipped; more English.
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Very observant. I can do a mean London English accent. No, not really.
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Can you get your mouth around Cockney? 🙂
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What?! Can I get my mouth around Coc… Oh sorry, I misconstrued what you were saying. No, I can’t do Cockney.
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Funny girl. 🙂
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