Yeah, I went to see another zombie movie. And when I emerged into the open air, what did I do? I ran!
Oh, you could say that I was running to get my train, but in my mind a horde of zombies were chasing me down the high street. The screams of the people around were not drunken revellers on a Saturday night piss-up, they were the victims of the swelling crowd of flesh eating, sub-human zOmBies!
Yeah, yeah, I know – waaaay too much imagination. I’m in the train now. All is good. Except for … why is that woman chewing in that man’s face! Ah, silly me – a kiss. But why do much blood!!