“When you lose control and you got no soul, it’s tragedy.” (Bee Gees)
If only the Ancient Greeks had access to the internet, then they would have had no need to wallow in sorry dramas about the sufferings of their woe-begotten protagonists.
Picture the scene in Athens, circa 450BCE:
(Aeschlyus enters the Cornerside Café where Euripides and Sophocles are sat at a table knocking back the ouzo.)
Aeschlyus: By my curly beard, Rippy, I’ve just spent a gloomy morning with my son writing this new play Prometheus Bound. The bugger wants to kill everyone off – even the good guys. I swear sometimes he’s channelling Geórgios R. R. Martin. It’s a tragedy, I tell you!
Euripides: Welcome, my friend! Come sit with me and Soppy, and you can tell us all about it. Servitóros – a tumbler for my buddy here!
(a new tumbler arrives and is filled)
Sophocles: (raises tumbler) Here’s to an end to Tragedy and fresh start for happy-clappy drama that doesn’t send you home with sodden cheeks.
All: (raise tumblers) Yamas!
Euripides: You come at an auspicious time, Aeski – the café owner has just had Unlimited Superfast Fibre Optic Broadband connected, so all we have to do now is wait for PCs to be invented and we …
Café Owner: Done – I’ve just installed computers in the back room and there’s a new sign going up this afternoon: ‘Aperióristi Soúper grígori Optikón Inón Evryzonikés Cafe’. Catchy – right?
All: (raise tumblers) Yamas!
Euripides: Right then, lets check those new-fangled machines out. C’mon Soppy, put Pokémon Go away for a minute – let’s show Aeski that song.
Sophocles: Ah yes, the song! You’ll like this Aeski – once you hear it, you’ll realise that all those tragic plays you’re writing are just so dreadfully dated in comparison.
(The three friends move to back room and fire up the internet.)
Aeschlyus: Type what?
Euripides: YouTube. Gamma, omega, upsilon, tau, upsilon, beta, epsilon – YouTube!
Aeschlyus: Γωυτυβε? It says ‘No results found for Γωυτυβε’. Did you mean Γουτυβε?
(An hour passes)
Euripides: Ah, this looks rather promising.
Sophocles: That’s it! Click it, click it, click it!!
I! Love! This!…brilliant, hilarious…imaginative…relevant…spot on….did I mention hilarious? Thanks for making me smile so broad-band-ly….oh, and I love The Bee Gees and every hit they’ve ever had 🙂
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Yes – the Bee Gees certainly were special. I got the chance to meet Robin and he is (was) such a sweet guy. 🙂
Hahaha – just spotted your pun in the middle of that (broad-band-ly). I’ll trouble you to leave the jokes to me, young lady! 😀
Thanks for your magical support.
Kindness – Robert.
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Where and how did you meet Robin!?
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He used to meditate with the Brahma Kumaris, and I happened to be at their Retreat Centre in Oxford at the same time as him. It was maybe three years or more ago. 🙂
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Funny, you know, in a tragic way… I’m just glad I got the Game of Thrones reference as I’ve not watched it. And who in their right mind (just an expression) doesn’t love the BeeGees??
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I’ve never seen Game of Thrones either, so you’re not on your own there, Dee. I only know what people tell me and so I may well have constructed a tower of falsehood.
Hey-ho! 🙂
Shades of necrophilia in your last comment, being as the Bee Gees are mostly dead. Or do you mean to say that you love their songs? 😉
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Well, Barry was always my fave anyway, but I’m doing this whole “method writing”thing lately so necrophilia might not be outside the realm of possibilities, along with other things…
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Intriguing! Tell me more. 🙂
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Maybe later…
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🙂
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I’m thinking of method writing, you know, like method acting. I’m going to immerse myself completely in the characters I’m writing, within possibilities, of course and act like they would. Upon reflection, I might have to stop short of necrophilia 🙂
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Necrophilia? Depends which side of the divide you plan on being on I guess. 😀
But yeah – immersion sounds like the way to go. I think I may well join you in that kind experiment. Watch this space. 😉
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Well, you know what they say about the best laid plans. Oh, that’s kind of a double entendre, isn’t it?😁
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Kinda – yep. 🙂
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Watching all spaces 😉
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I’m in a sleepy space right now. Tomorrow. It will all happen tomorrow. 🙂
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That’s okay. It’s kind of like watching paint dry 😉
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Method watching? 🙂
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Ooh, good one! 🙂 you’ll have to watch for my words, too 😉
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🙂 …like a hawk!
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Should have seen them by now, then, Hawkeye!
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Shh – it was a secret!
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What? I have no secrets. I’m like an open book!
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True, true.
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Wow
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Very succinct, Manuel. 🙂
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Robert, this is hilarious and brilliant. Thank you for such a great post! -Jennie-
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Thanks, Jennie – you know just how to make me smile. 🙂
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You are welcome!
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🙂
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Now you’ve got me pondering what other kinds of drinking songs these three would like! *goes merrily down the rabbit trail*
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I wish I knew, Chloe – but it’s all Greek to me. 😉
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Ha! #punintended
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#puntotallyintended 😉
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Robert, that was brilliant. You are indeed a smart & funny writer.
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Thanks, Kevin – I’m thinking of having that made up into a t-shirt – how do you say it in Spanish? 🙂
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Gracias Kevin.
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No – it was your comment “Robert, that was brilliant. You are indeed a smart & funny writer.” that I would put on the shirt. 😀
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I know, I was just pulling your leg. Try this
“Robert, eso es maravilloso. Por cierto eres un escritor, divertido y listo.” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
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Yeah, I’ll stick to the English. 😉
And I knew that you knew – I just protected my leg. 🙂
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