OK Robert, think of a character for a story that is not a stereotype. You have fifteen minutes starting NOW!
A chocolate bar that really wants to be a solid state drive and so mewls constantly to all who would hear (if they had ears) that it would fit in the space in the laptop quite nicely, especially if you ate the first four chunks and nibbled the end off neat and tidy like. But the audience consisted of two wooden penguins, a spider plant, a crumpled up tissue 20% full of snot and a coaster made of bamboo that went round and around and you get the idea, right? None of them had ears and even if they had it would be like the cow in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe trying to persuade Arthur Dent to eat it. Not going to happen matey!
There is of course scientific evidence that if a chocolate bar were moist enough it would be able to store data just as efficiently as a SSD, but you would have to go to the fringes of science to find it and even then you would be vilified for your beliefs by those who uphold the notion that the world is one big clockwork orange, except not quite as orange and not as edible. Rest assured that I’d get you the references now but I’m kind of on a clock at the moment and besides that I’m pretty sure I lost at least 53.6674% of my audience on the word ‘drive’ and I wouldn’t want to lose any more of you precious, precious people to the void that is represented by the back button on your browser. Step away from the back button!
Actually, on reflection the only real reason I don’t go for the evidence is that the chocolate bar is mewling again and I just happen to have ears that are nicely curved and that reminds me that non-stereotypical characters in stories should be ‘well rounded’ and that, my fine furry friend (albeit without the fur and not at all as friendly as the nice lady in Marks & Spencer said you would be) is that for your hopes of being the main squeeze in my latest story, for the truth is that you are square, square, square(fully stop) Oh darn it, this paragraph looks too short for my slight OCD tendency to bear and so I must type a few more characters to finish it off. There, I think that should do it.