paragraph containing one fact and three fictitious elements

Walking stealthily up the stairs I briefly caught sight of her semi-naked body as she opened the wardrobe and started rummaging inside. On my belly, I crept towards her and slowly, gently grasped her unsuspecting ankle from beneath the wardrobe door. Her first scream was loud, but not nearly as loud as mine as she stamped on my wrist breaking both bones and giving me a surefire way of knowing when it was going to rain for the rest of my life.