Trees That Can Remember Conversations

Wouldn’t it be cool if we could really understand what nature is telling us, if we could actually talk to the birds, bees and trees. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if we could hear their replies?
It should be possible to monitor the life signs and poses and attitudes of plants in order to understand how they are feeling. They change so relatively slowly compared to these quicksilver humans that we are, but with time we could monitor and have a long, drawn-out but ultimately very satisfying conversation with anything and anyone. We just need to have the patience to listen and the willingness to hear.