No One’s Reading

Didn’t I read somewhere that to make the most of life you should dance like no-one’s watching?

With the power of Google I shall make that quote appear: “Dance like no one is watching, love like you’ve never been hurt; sing like no one is listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.”

Googling is fun, gathering knowledge is fun, getting sucked into Googling and gathering so that you forget that you should be doing something useful with all that knowledge is also really, really fun!

So anyhows, I have gathered information, and now, instead of just stacking it in my brain, I’m typing it out so that you, who are nobody, can read it.

I say that you are nobody, not because you are worthless, but because you don’t exist. No-one is reading this.

This means that I can say words like ‘b*m’ and ‘pl*p’ (oh, how anal!) without any fear that I will be exposed as a prevert (not that I am, you understand).

The most I can imagine is that the Google Spider might be reading, but I’m sure it will not be interested, and the Place I Work at Spider might be liste.. oh my gosh – panic, panic – disguise the b*m!